Here's an earworm for you, but it's cute so you can't complain

You will also never get it out of your head, enjoy.

And now a small history lesson

Arrrr! a Happy Talk Like a Pirate day ye scurvy dogs!

Gather round lads and lasses! Gather round! Ye've been shanghaied for the latest post of the Ringworldian! In the far far blogosphere! Remember on a pirate blog, on pirate networks, on a pirate day ask no questions. Believe only what ye read. No! Believe half of what ye be readin', and an extra tot of rum for the first of ya landlubbers to tell me what I've been quoting!

Arrr! That pretty much be all I got for Talk Like a Pirate day, there be nay much more that... ARRRRR!!! Off the port beam a huge distracting thing!

Dolph Lundgren wants to do "Bad Things" to my Unicorn

Apparently he wants to "man handle it", I think I'm going to need an adult.

And then there was the time a Chimp rode a Segway

Thanks to Luke Whiting for showing me that.