Holy Shit Christopher Walken can Entertain Children!

Carrying on our trek through the landscape of Christopher Walken's non-acting talent, we now come face to face with what could be described as the creme-de-la-creme of Walken's talent; his ability to entertain children:





I don't know about you, but if I want to build a time machine and hire Christopher Walken to go back in time and read me the Three Little Pigs as a bed time story.

Holy Shit Christopher Walken can dance!

We saw evidence of Walken's singing ability previously, and we even got a sneak preview of his dancing abilities there in.  But those minor moves pale into nothingness in comparison to what we have here, Christopher Walken proving he is as much an epic dancer as he is an actor/singer:





I don't think Walken even realises he's being filmed at some points, it's just what he does when he thinks he's alone in a hotel lobby.

"I'm Batman!" - Batman vs. The Shark

In what is going to become a series of periodic funny 1960's Batman clips, here is what is considered by many to be one of the funniest Batman clips in history:






I miss this method of problem solving by Batman, being able to say "Quick Robin! Hand me the appropriate piece of Applied Phlebotinum for this scenario!", and knowing that it would be an extremely specific solution to the current situation.

Contrast this with the modern "Dark Knight" who's answer to being grabbed by a Shark would probably be to yell "WHAT ARE YOU!" at it in a gravelly voice, before hitting it with a batarang.

Coffee Bag v0.1

They laughed at me when I suggested it! Laughed! LAUGHED! AHH HA HA HA HA!! AHH HA HA HA HA!! (This may have had something to do with being in clown college at the time), but now, now I'll show them, I'll show them all!

Fuelled by nothing but my genius, and the desire for a convenient way to create a single serving of good coffee. I Christopher Dykes have created:

The Coffee Bag!

you see, it's like a tea bag, but instead of tea, it contains...

COFFEE!!

mwwahahahaha! mwwahahahaha! YES!! I'm terribly sorry, I'm getting a bit carried away here, it's the Mad Scientist in me, that thunderstorm we had last week brought about an evil genius relapse, where was I? Oh yes! the coffee bag.

Testing began at 11:18 01/04/2010, and initial results did not indicate any coffee like fluid being generated:

After approximately 40 seconds, a spoon was used to agitate the water and increase the interaction between the coffee and the water:

This, most probably combined with the increased thermal potential of the water, led to the degeneration of the sealant on the bag:

By 11:20 the loss of bag integrity, resulted in the combination of coffee grinds and water in an unregulated environment, producing a beverage unsuitable for human consumption:

Results:  Inconclusive.

Conclusions:

1. A larger amount of coffee is required in the bag, to produce the correct effect,
2. A better sealant, which is not as affected by increased thermal activity will need to be discovered.
3. Maybe they were right to laugh at me?