What's that? A New Version of "David Hasselhoff vs. Fan"? Surely You Jest!

Indeed I do not! Observe....

Have some weird: The 'Zardoz' Trailer

You know, looking at that I wonder how people could have ever thought that Zardoz was going to be a weird movie, what possible reason could they have had for thinking it might be strange? /sarcasm

Wolverine would kindly like you to stop raping him, thank you

Context? You get none.

Just when I thought it was safe, Kimbo Slice wants to ruin my Caterpillar!

Just when I thought it was safe to do various activities, that Dolph Lundgren, David Hasselhoff and various others could harm me no more, this happens!

The most awesomely honest advert ever made

Adverts, love them, hate them, they're a part of life. But it's so very rare these days to find an advert that has actual honesty in it, not a morass of marketing spin dreamed up by men and women drinking perfect mineral water from perfect bottles and wearing very small sunglasses. This advert, however, chooses a different path, the path of truth...



Seriously, wouldn't you buy something from this guy just to say that you had? I mean the guy mentions stains in an advert that isn't about cleaning products! Stains that look suspiciously like old blood as well!

And now David Hasselhoff "wants to have his way" with my Oscillating fan!

I thought it was bad enough yesterday, what with Dolph's dealings with my unicorn, but now the Hoff wants a piece of my fan!

Dolph Lundgren wants to do "Bad Things" to my Unicorn

Apparently he wants to "man handle it", I think I'm going to need an adult.

Dan Ackroyd is Batshit Insane

Well worth the expenditure of time. Now, where can I buy a bottle of this?

Please! I'll buy the frozen pizza, just don't hurt my family!

Why can't we have pizza adverts where a huge man wearing clothes way to small for him dances about, has a seizure and destroys somebodies home all because the pizza is so good.