What's that? A New Version of "David Hasselhoff vs. Fan"? Surely You Jest!

Indeed I do not! Observe....

Wolverine would kindly like you to stop raping him, thank you

Context? You get none.

And now David Hasselhoff "wants to have his way" with my Oscillating fan!

I thought it was bad enough yesterday, what with Dolph's dealings with my unicorn, but now the Hoff wants a piece of my fan!

Dolph Lundgren wants to do "Bad Things" to my Unicorn

Apparently he wants to "man handle it", I think I'm going to need an adult.

Patrick Stewart: Angry Gardener

There is literally nothing I could say here that would be funnier than that scene was.